Why did you let them on board in the first place?
At first, they seemed nice, but it turns out they're--
Bizarre!
For the last time, cretins, where is...
-...the destructo beam? - Look, we don't have one of those.
- Just give him the damn beams. - We don't have a beam.
The destructo beam is the most powerful destructive weapon ever wrought by man...
...capable of vaporizing Earth into...
...vapor.
Why would we blow up the Earth...
...where we are right now?
Because it's bizarre.
- It's stupid. - Bizarro.
Stup--!
You dirty coward. Untie me, you bastards!
- I'll take you all myself! - Bizarro Marco.
What? What is that supposed to be?
- Are you freaking out? - No. Just pissed off.
Bizarro pissed off?
Screw this. They won't talk? Then I say we gut them.
Don't you mean bizarre gut them?
I am bizarro Stormy.
- I'm regular Stormy. - Shut up, idiots.
Don't you mean bizarre shut up?
Okay, okay, look. We'll give you the damn beams, huh?
That's good. You stall them. I'll think of a plan.
Silence, Dr. Quinn.
You'll think of nothing once your mind is blown by the razor-sharp intellect of...
...bizarro Quinn.
What? My guy's an egg?
How is that gonna blow my--? Oh, sweet God!
Bizarre.
- Holy crap! That's nasty. - Bizarro.
- Bizarro, bizarro... - Now, where are the diamonds?
I thought you wanted a laser beam.
Now we want both, and to show you just how serious we are...
-...bizarro Stormy. - I am bizarro Stormy.
I'm regular Stormy.
Show them how serious we are.
- No! - Holy God!
- Jesus! - Bizarro, bizarro.
- Okay. - Bizarro.
Hey, show them how serious we are.
And there's plenty more where that came from.
Now who's feeling talky?
Somebody give him the damn laser-- No. Diamond beam?
- We don't have a laser beam. - Bizarro. Bizarro.
My breasts are sensing that this one knows something.
Let's cut his entire body off.
I will interrogate him...
...with my breasts.
Yes. Bizarro Debbie, take him away for interrogation...
“bizarre-style.
- Get your hands off him, you bitch. - Don't talk, Quinn!
I don't know anything.
That's the stuff.
Maybe his screams will loosen your tongues.
What are you gonna do to him?
- Don't you worry your pret-- Hey! - Bizarro.
- Hey, be careful with my head jar, ass! - Bizarro.
It is bizarro.
Put me down! Put me down.
Bizarro put me down. Put me down!
We're friends.
Can't bizarre breathe.
- Bizarro. Bizarro. - Help me. Help me!
- Come on. Now's our chance to escape. - Too freaked out.
- Don't you mean “bizarro-ed out“? - Oh. yeah.
I'm helping. I'm helping. I'm helping you.
Dr. Quinn's bizarre torture begins.
You animals! What is she doing to him?
- Yeah, baby! Damn! - Give it to me, baby. Yeah.
- Bizarro! Bizarro! - Smack me.
- Bizarro! - Oh, damn.
- Oh, yeah, you nasty little freak. Yeah. - Good lord, she's killing him.
- Yeah. - Yeah!
Shut up. Shut up, woman!
- That bitch! - Bizarro!
- The doctor...
-...is in! - Oh, is he ever!
- That bastard! - Damn it, woman! Shut up!
He's out of his mind with pain.
You wanna make him jealous? Get delicious bizarre revenge. okay?
Delicious.
Get off of me, you disgusting little monster!
- You likey, likey, likey. - Oh, no, no, no!
- No, no, no! - Bizarro. You can do it.
You can do it in there. Do it in there.
Put it in my pants.
That's it. Resist his charms.
- No! No, no, no! - Yes, yes, yes!
- You like that? - Bizarro yes!
Hey, I know some stuff. Interrogate me.
Okay.
Bizarro. Bizarro.
- Bizarro. - Bizarro.
- Bizarro! - Bizarro.
- Bizarro.
I hate the bizarros.
- Don't you mean you hate the bizarros? - Bizarro!
Bizarro.
Bizarro. Bizarro.
- Like a little turtle. - Don't you mean a bizarre turtle?
That's it. I've had it with this, all of it!
- You people are idiots! - Silly little turtle.
You are the dumbest villains I've ever seen.
We don't have any lasers!
And we don't have any freaking diamonds!
And the only thing you're good at is yelling "bizarro" all the time.
- Bizarro! - Bizarro. Bizarro.
Bizarro!
- And you are a whore! - I know! Oh, I know it!
Oh, yes!
Bizarre.
- Bizarro. - This little guy.
Buddy, if I had a peanut, I'd give it to you.
Bizarre. I love you. Bizarre. I love you.
Hey, who's got a peanut for turtle-face?
- Don't, he's allergic! - They'll kill me.
- Well, I tried everything. - I can't have peanut.
- He wouldn't talk. - Oh, whatever.
Way to go, Quinn.
Did you try ****ing him in the * * *?
- Yes. - Twice.
- That usually works. - Way to go, Quinn.
I did-- I did what I could.
- You're a bastard. - Enough.
It is now clear to me that this calls for stronger methods of...
...persuasion.
Don't you mean bizarro persuasion?
Yeah. Make it really bizarro.
- Oh. bizarro! - Silence!
I will now ply your minds with bizarre vision!
Behold and be helpless against it.
I hate them all except turtle-face.
- Bizarro. I love you. Bizarro. I love you. - Movie.
Bizarro.
Look, turtle-face. Star Wars.
Yes!
You will be bewildered and amazed by bizarro vision.
Bizarro. Bizarro.
- Bizarro. Bizarro. - Bizarro.
- Bizarro. Bizarro. - Bizarro. Bizarro.
- Bizarro. - Quinn, check it out.
- Bizarro. Bizarro. - Bizarro. Bizarro.
Bizar--
Okay, listen up. Bizarro people, party's over.
- You gotta go. - Okay.
- What's going on? - Bizarro vision.
They're hypnotized, baby.
- Yeah, well, you're a bastard. - Wait.
They're hypnotized. Turtle-face, you're a chicken.
I made an egg for you.
Okay. Get out.
Okay, Quinn, untie us. Hurry up before they--
Greetings, fools.
Give us the destructo beam, or suffer the bizarro consequences.
We already gave it to you. It's in your truck.
To the truck.
Untie us now. Hurry.
- Seriously, how do we get out of here? - Hit "two"!
Thank you.
Man, I'm glad that's over. Damn!
- What a bunch of idiots. - You're a bastard.
What is so funny?
I gave--
During the movie, I gave turtle-face a whole bag of peanuts.
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I'm helping. I'm helping.
Greetings, dudes.
Give us the patchouli beam, or suffer the groovy consequences.
I hate the groovies.